1. Your 7-year-old daughter starts complaining about her bangs and wants to get rid of them.
2. You haven't had any "child haircutting incidents" since you've become a parent and you're feeling pretty darn proud of that fact.
3. You go to your daughter's room to find that she and her second cousin have "restyled" the hair on their American Girl dolls with said scissors that should have been hid. (After some mild chastising, you make a mental note to put those scissors away, and promptly forget as you walk out of the room).
YOU KNOW ITS TOO LATE TO HID THE HOUSEHOLD SCISSORS WHEN:
1. Your daughter comes downstairs for ice cream wearing an oversized sombrero and asks if its ok to wear it at the dinner table.
2. After you reply "I suppose so," she asks "Can I wear it for breakfast too?"
3. After going upstairs, you hear your husband say, "Oh, so that's why you were wearing the hat."
4. You find a room with scattered locks of hair on the floor and pile of hair in the garbage can.

Before the discovery--we thought Hailey was just having fun with dress-up.

